Name: Hotel Joke - Astotel
Address: 69 Rue Blanche, Paris, Ile-de-France, 75009
Price range: US$332+

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Property overview

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009

Close to Sacre-Coeur

Perfect

9.1

/10

4.8

Loved by Hotel Joke - Astotel guests

Cozy room

Relaxing shower

Well-stocked minibar

Comfortable beds

Cute staff

"What singles out this hotel is the complementary drinks and snacks during the day and evening."

RhinosLeeds64 from United Kingdom

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"The all day free mini bar and snacks and Apples free."

Rafael from Brazil

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"We like the free snacks from 2pm-2am."

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3-star humor-themed hotel in Paris near Moulin Rouge

Complimentary Perks & Snacks

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a daily replenished minibar with non-alcoholic drinks at no extra charge. Guests can enjoy free snacks and beverages in the lobby from 2pm to 2am each day. The property also provides a complimentary breakfast buffet with fresh pastries, cheese, fruits, and hot items like scrambled eggs and sausages.

Soundproof Rooms with Fun Decor

Each of the 46 rooms is soundproofed and equipped with air conditioning and a flat-screen television. The hotel's humor-themed decor includes playful touches like fluorescent stars on the ceiling in some rooms. Family rooms and connecting options are available, and bathrooms include private facilities with shower and complimentary toiletries.

Location Near Moulin Rouge & Montmartre

The hotel sits a 3-minute walk from the Moulin Rouge and a 5-minute walk from the Blanche metro station. Guests can reach Opéra Garnier in 16 minutes on foot and the Sacré-Cœur Basilica in a 15-minute walk. Nearby public transport includes metro lines and bus routes, making it easy to access Gare du Nord station in 10 minutes by taxi.

Breakfast & Dietary Options

The buffet breakfast includes a range of options: fresh breads, cold cuts, yogurt, cereals, and hot dishes like scrambled eggs and bacon. Special diet menus are available upon request, covering vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free needs. Breakfast is served in the lobby area from 7am to 10:30am, with staff attentive to restocking and clearing tables.

Family-Friendly Accommodations

The hotel offers family rooms with connecting doors and extra bedding options like pull-out sofas. Children can enjoy the complimentary snack bar and games available in the lobby, including chess, memory, and Connect 4. Accessibility features include a ground-floor accessible room with a private patio for families with mobility needs.

Highlights

Perks: Free soft drinks & snacks in lobby and minibar

Rooms: Soundproof, air-conditioned, with flat-screen TV

Location: 3 min from Moulin Rouge, 5 min from metro

Breakfast: Buffet with special diet menus

Family: Connecting rooms, lobby games, accessible room

Service: Daily housekeeping, concierge, 24-hour front desk

Choose your preferred room

The property features double rooms, family rooms, and suites, often including breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers

Double Room
2 persons
15 m²
1 Queen-size bed / 1 Double bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Twin Room
2 persons
16 m²
2 Single beds
Air conditioning
Heating
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Superior Room
2 persons
19 m²
1 King-size bed or 1 Queen-size bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Facilities

Amenities are designed to ensure comfort and memorable stays

Facilities: Perfect

9.1/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Safe deposit box
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Lift
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key card access

Guest Parking

No parking available.

Services

Housekeeping

Dining

Special diet menus

Children

Cots

Room features

Air conditioning
Heating
Mini-bar
Soundproofed rooms
Tea and coffee facilities

Self-catering

Electric kettle

Media

Flat-screen TV
AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

Carpeted floor

Hotel Joke - Astotel Location

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009

Map view

City landmarks

Museum

Louvre Museum

2.44 km

Square

Champs-Elysees

2.18 km

Landmark

Arc de Triomphe

2.86 km

Mall

Eiffel Tower

3.83 km

Church

Sacre-Coeur

1.27 km

Museum

Musee d'Orsay

2.53 km

Garden

Tuileries Garden

2.13 km

Square

Place de la Concorde

2.03 km

Church

Sainte-Chapelle

3.16 km

Cemetery

Montmartre

850 m

Landmark

Grand Palais

2.3 km

Museum

The Centre Pompidou

2.84 km

Church

Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris

3.51 km

Mall

Passage Brady

2.13 km

Park

Luxembourg Gardens

3.98 km

Museum

Grevin Museum

1.52 km

Church

Saint Augustin Church

1.44 km

Church

The Church of St Eustache

2.32 km

Landmark

Petit Palais

2.21 km

Bridge

Pont Alexandre III

2.48 km

Church

Chapelle Expiatoire

1.15 km

Garden

Champ de Mars

3.85 km

Museum

Musee Jacquemart-Andre

2.06 km

Landmark

The Seine

2.65 km

Theatre

Daunou Theatre

1.58 km

Church

The Church of Saint Peter of Montmartre

1.2 km

Landmark

Wall of Love

780 m

Church

Eglise Saint-Roch

2.08 km

Nearby

35 Rue du Chevalier-De-La-Barre

Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre

40 m

Restaurants

Bouillon pigalle

610 m

22 Boulevard de Clichy

Marianina

10 m

88 rue Blanche

Chez Pino

130 m

5 rue Mansart

Cafe Blanche

90 m

79 rue Blanche

Nouilles Vivantes

100 m

100 rue Blanche

Comedie Cafe

230 m

31 rue Pierre Fontaine

Le Vintimille

180 m

1 Place Adolphe Max

Quick

190 m

82 boulevard de Clichy

Epicerie Blanche

200 m

51 rue Blanche

Au Gourmet

270 m

19 rue de Bruxelles

Explore Paris

Local Experiences

Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre

1 minute walking

This iconic basilica offers breathtaking views of Paris and stunning mosaics, making it a must-visit landmark.

Moulin Rouge

3 minutes walking

Famed for its extravagant cabaret performances, this historic venue provides a vibrant taste of Parisian nightlife.

Grevin Museum

19 minutes walking

This unique wax museum features lifelike figures of famous personalities, captivating visitors of all ages.

Montmartre

11 minutes walking

This lively district showcases charming streets, local artist studios, and the rich bohemian history of Paris.

Bike Tour of Paris

15 minutes' bike ride

Experience the city on two wheels with guided bike tours, exploring famous landmarks and hidden gems.

Yoga at Square Suzanne Buisson

7 minutes walking

Relax with outdoor yoga sessions in this peaceful park, perfect for rejuvenating mind and body.

Guided Food Tour

30 minutes walking

Join a local guide for tastings of Parisian delicacies at various eateries while learning about French gastronomy.

Marianina

1 minute walking

This cozy Italian restaurant is known for its warm atmosphere and delicious homemade pastas and pizzas.

Cafe Blanche

2 minutes walking

Offering fresh, seasonal dishes, this café provides a charming spot for a casual meal or coffee break.

Bouillon Pigalle

8 minutes walking

A traditional French brasserie serving classic cuisine at affordable prices, known for its convivial atmosphere.

Moulin Rouge Shows

3 minutes walking

Catch sensational shows in a historic setting; a quintessential part of Parisian nightlife for adults.

Live Jazz at New Morning

20 minutes' drive

A vibrant music venue showcasing local and international jazz acts, creating a lively atmosphere for music lovers.

Local transportation

City Centre
Paris 30 min · 2.5 km
Airports
Orly (ORY) 31 min · 20.4 km
Paris (CDG) 39 min · 25.6 km
Train
Gare Saint-Lazare 11 min · 900 m
Underground
Blanche Metro 3 min · 200 m

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 15:00-23:59

Check-out

until 12 pm

Guest Parking

No parking available.

Internet

Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.

Breakfast

You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Languages

English, Spanish, Italian

Number of floors:

Number of rooms:

Former name

Blanche Hotel Paris

Guest ratings and reviews

Guest feedback from past stays

Cleanliness

9.3/10

Comfort

9.3/10

Facilities

9.1/10

Free Wi-Fi

8.7/10

Location

9.4/10

Staff

9.5/10

Value for money

9.0/10

Pros

Wonderful staff

Excellent location

Clean rooms

Cons

Lacking breakfast

based on 1944 reviews

5/5

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HOTEL JOKE - ASTOTEL, Paris

Property overview

Loved by Hotel Joke - Astotel guests

Complimentary Perks & Snacks

Soundproof Rooms with Fun Decor

Location Near Moulin Rouge & Montmartre

Breakfast & Dietary Options

Family-Friendly Accommodations

Highlights

Choose your preferred room

Calendar of room availability and rates

Facilities

General

Guest Parking

Services

Dining

Children

Room features

Self-catering

Media

Room decor

Hotel Joke - Astotel Location

Guest ratings and reviews

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